[Verse 1: Chef]
But a prostitute is someone who loves you
No matter who you are or what you look like
Yes, it's true children
That's not why you pay a prostitute
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!

[Bridge: Chef]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

[Verse 2: James Taylor & Chef]
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well
And that's why I say

[Chorus: Chef & James Taylor]
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They—