John Kander
Marry Me
[JIMMY, spoken]
Francine, marry me

[FRANCINE]
Huh?!

[JIMMY]
C'mon, and marry me

[FRANCINE]
Are you crazy?

[JIMMY]
Yeah

[JIMMY & FRANCINE, sung]
Why not agree to be my blushing bride? (Okay, slow down)
I know the neighbourhood
Would give its consent (Now I know you're crazy)
And there's this cutaway I'm dying to rent (I think you mean it)

The day you marry me, come on and marry me
I really love you see
We can't go wrong (Oh, yes we could!)
That diamond in a store
I could pay.. monthly for [laugh]
Come on and marry me
[FRANCINE, spoken]
Let's talk about it tomorrow

[JIMMY, sung]
Marry me..

[FRANCINE, spoken]
Or the next day

[JIMMY, sung]
Marry me

[FRANCINE, spoken]
Jimmy, do you really understand what you'd be getting in to? Some people have very strong opinions whеn a couple gets married and onе of them is-

[JIMMY]
Irish?

[FRANCINE]
Jimmy, be serious!

[JIMMY]
C'mon! I am serious, I'm as serious as I can be! I'm happy, you're happy, I know it! I'm a better man 'cause of you

[JIMMY, sung]
So marry me, give in and marry me
I really love you, see, we can't go wrong!
You may not know it yet, but I'm the best you'll get!
Wake up, and marry me
[FRANCINE, spoken]
Jimmy..

[JIMMY]
Marry me

[FRANCINE]
Marry me

[JIMMY & FRANCINE]
Who the hell is that?! Oh-no, no, hold on, I'll get it. There's a gentleman at the door, I don't think he's your brother!

What are you doing here man?
What the hell is he doing here? (I have no idea why he's here, ask him!)
He just stood there, I just proposed to you romantically!
(Do you think I had anything to do with this?!)
Oh my god, surprises at the door, "Hey, you lost pal?"
(Seriously?!) Yes, Seriously!
(He wanted to celebrate!) Celebrate?
Watch the lights over at the box office! What light!?
(I don't know, he wanted to help!)
I know exactly why he wanted to celebrate!
(You know what, get out. You never trust my decisions!)
Do you hear yourself?
(Wrap it up, pack it! Get out! Get out!)
?
Oh, throwing me out! A grown man into the-
Hey Francine! I love you!
C'mon, sorry
You're gonna let me die out here in ?
Guess I'll never see you again Francine!

[MADAME VELTRI]
Hey!
So what is it Francine?
You love him, you love him not?!

[FRANCINE]
I love him like crazy!