John Kander
I’m What’s Happening Now
[FRANCINE]
If some yolker should and quire
Who do "New Yorker's most admired"
Well, you could tell them, I'm what's happening now
Mingle with the ?
If you can't find one, I know plenty
And they'll agree, I'm what's happening now

So please forgive this slightly fatuous grin
It comes of knowing undecidedly in, up, "sorry, no autograph!"
See them in outer Hebrides
Locals know of new celebrities
And they'll tell ya', I'm what's happening now!
I!

[MAN 1]
She's what's happening now?

[FRANCINE]
That is correct!
I!

[MAN 2]
That's what's happening now?

[FRANCINE]
You ain't have seen nothin' yet!
Check next year's encyclopaedia
Deeper, darling, of the media
There's no doubt, that I'm, what's happening now!