John Kander
Shut Up Gerald
[SAM]
How about Tuesday?

[GERALD]
That's impossible

[TESS]
Shut up, Gerald

[SAM]
Tuesday it is then
How about Thursday?

[GERALD]
E. L. Doctorow

[TESS]
Shut up, Gerald

[SAM]
Thursday it is then
Tuesday, and Thursday, and Monday the following week

[GERALD]
Drinks with Teddy
[TESS]
What?

[GERALD]
Well, you've canceled twice already

[TESS]
Oh, shut up, Gerald

[SAM]
Monday it is then
How about Friday?

[GERALD]
Uh-uh-uh-uh

[TESS]
Shut up, Gerald

[GERALD]
I didn't say anything

[SAM]
Tuesday, and Thursday, and Monday, and Friday
Each an unbreakable date
Starting next Tuesday at eight
[TESS]
Then what?

[SAM]
Then what?

[TESS]
What then?

[SAM]
What then?
Wait

[TESS, spoken]
Bye

[SAM, spoken]
Bye

[GERALD]
Really, Miss Harding, you're impossible

[TESS & SAM]
Shut up, Gerald

[SAM, spoken]
Well, Katz, old man, I think we're in a lot of trouble. Hey, Katz, I'm talking to you!
[KATZ, spoken]
What do you want?