John Kander
He Did It
(snoring)

[GEORGIA, spoken]
You can't sleep either, huh?

[BOBBY, spoken]
Knowing that somebody in this company is a killer? I thought I saw our director sneaking around

[GEORGIA, spoken]
Murder is a very British thing, isn't it? I mean, it's almost like a hobby over there!

[BOBBY, spoken]
Yeah. You know, if I had to bet, I'd say he did it!

[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Ahhhhhh!

(sung)
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it
I'm sure!
Although he appears with his posture that's pious
His principles hardly are pure!
It isn't a stretch to believe it
That murderous motive was his!
He did it, he did it
He did it, then hid it
And now he is off to a pris-
On!
[NIKI, spoken]
You can't sleep either?

[AARON, spoken]
Knowing that somеbody in this company is a killer? I thought I saw Bambi sneaking around. Maybe shе killed Jessica so that you could take over the lead, and Bambi could have your part

[NIKI, spoken]
Oh, that's silly! She should have just killed me!
...I never said that

[AARON, spoken]
If you ask me, she did it!

[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Ahhhhhh!

(sung)
She did it, she did it, she did it, she did it, she did it, she did it
I know!
With laughter she hung him
And after she strung him
He swung like a yo-yo, high-low!
The facts are not really surprising
Her morals are probably loose!
She did it, she did it
She did it, then hid it
And now she is off to the hoose-
Gow!
[OSCAR & BELLING, spoken]
Ahhhh!

[OSCAR, spoken]
You can't sleep either?

[BELLING, spoken]
Knowing that somebody in this company is going to change my blocking?!

[OSCAR, spoken]
I think I saw Aaron and Georgia sneakin' around

[BELLING, spoken]
Yes, some writing teams are always plotting how to do in the director, and they're all quite, quite mad! I could easily believe that they did it!

[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Ahhhhhh!

(sung)
They did it, they did it, they did it, they did it
I've worked with those losers before!
They went right ahead
And they slaughtered two people
The same way they slaughtered the score!
Well, this is the end of their output
Their future is not worth a thing!
They did it, they did it
They did it, then hid it
And soon they'll be going to Sing-
Sing!
[ENSEMBLE (in three parts, overlapping)]

[BOBBY, GEORGIA, and GROUP ONE]
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it
I'm sure!
Although he appears with his posture that's pious
His principles hardly are pure!
It isn't a stretch to believe it
That murderous motive was his!
He did it, He did it
He did it, then hid it
And now he is off to a pris-

[BELLING, OSCAR, and GROUP TWO]
They did it, they did it, they did it, they did it
I've worked with those losers before!
They went right ahead
And they slaughtered two people
The same way they slaughtered the score!
Well, this is the end of their output
Their future is not worth a thing!
They did it, they did it
They did it, then hid it
And soon they'll be going to-

[AARON, NIKI, and GROUP THREE]
She did it, she did it, she did it, she did it, she did it, she did it
I know!
With laughter she hung him
And after she strung him
He swung like a yo-yo, high-low!
The facts are not really surprising
Her morals are probably loose!
She did it, she did it
She did it, then hid it
And now she is off to the hoose-

[GROUP TWO]
-Sing!

[GROUP ONE]
-Son!

[GROUP THREE]
-Gow!

[GROUP TWO]
Sing!