John Kander
Two Ladies
M.C. and GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
Two ladies
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
Two ladies
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
And I'm the only man, ja!
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
I like it
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
They like it
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
This two for one!
M.C. and GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
Two ladies
M.C.:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
Two ladies
M.C.:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
And he's the only man
M.C.:
Ja!
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
He likes it
M.C.:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
We like it
M.C.:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
GIRLS:
This two for one!
GIRL 1:
I do the cooking
GIRL 2:
And I make the bed
M.C.:
I go out daily to earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common
GIRL 1:
He
M.C.:
She
GIRL 2:
And me
GIRL 1:
The key
GIRL 2:
The key
M.C.:
The key
Eins
GIRL 2:
Zwei
GIRL 1:
Drei
ALL:
Los!
GIRLS:
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
M.C.:
We switch partners daily
To play as he please
GIRL 1:
Twosie beats onsie
M.C.:
But nothing beats threes
I sleep in the middle
GIRL 2:
I'm left
GIRL 1:
And I'm right
M.C.:
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night!
M.C. and GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
Two ladies
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
Two ladies
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
And he's the only man, ja!
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
I like it
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
They like it
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee
M.C.:
This two for one!
GIRLS:
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee!