Some folks like a pussy, a budgy or a tit
Some take up with a spaniel push that fills up the house with [woof, woof]
Now I keep chickens and I've a favourite one
He's my little cockerel and I don't know where he's gone

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Has anybody seen my cock, my big Rhode Island red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody, anybody seen my cock

He's a stiff necked little up start and I've had him all my life
He gives me pride and pleasure and a torment to my wife
Sometimes he's magnificent and sometimes small and thin
He puffs up like a chicken when you tickle him under his chin

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His two enormous woggles hanging down, he's the best you'll ever find
Madam you may stroke him if you like, if you feel that way inclined
Be careful he doesn't spit in you eye though

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