[Verse]
Ads can target me, but they'll miss
My search history's too chaotic
I want things that can't exist
Freedom in the form of an aerosol mist

Proud to cough in every hall
Of the indoor outlet shopping malls
We don't drink Coke in this family
Spike the baby's milk with Pepsi

[Chorus]
What's the talk about animal madness?
Who's to say about animal madness?
I don't know, it sure beats sadness
Don't wanna hear about your animal madness

[Verse]
Three kids died on a trampoline
But it made for a hell of a video
This chip burns a hole in your gut
That's the only reason we bought it

Every time the gas price goes up
Wish I could burn it faster
Call it a death drive, but that ain't fair
"Drive" implies I'm going somewhere
[Chorus]
What's the talk about animal madness?
Who's to say about animal madness?
Taught myself not to recognize sadness
Don't wanna hear about your animal madness

What's the talk about animal madness?
Who's to say about animal madness?
Taught myself not to recognize sadness
Don't wanna hear about your animal madness

[Verse]
No car tells me what to do
Loud beeps unless I click into
This seatbelt alarm silencer

Little plastic junk
You can click right in
Release my body
Give the wheel a spin
Freedom of choice
Now don't you know
To become
A human torpedo