Pissed Jeans
Dominate Yourself
Lock yourself in a cage
Tie both arms behind your back
Deprive yourself of any food
Engage in blackmail, using private personal information

Put out a cigarette on your arm
Withdraw your savings and waste them

Sell your soul to yourself
Wear a foolish outfit of your own choosing
And have a big laugh at your own expense

Draw an ice cold bath and submerge yourself
The dry yourself with sandpaper
Drink excessive alcohol the night before an important event
Really screw it up

There are many ways to dominate yoursеlf
It's time to decide what suits you bеst