Stephen Flaherty
Amayzing Mayzie
[Mayzie]
I was once a plain little bird like you, kid
One pathetic feather was all I grew
I had nothing showoff-ish
What's a plain bird to do
And there's certainly nothing showoff-ish on you

[Gertrude]
Thank you, Mayzie

[Mayzie]
Then I made a plan for my self-improvement
No more crumbs, I vowed, I would have the cake
Yes, I went to the doctor

[Gertrude & Bird Girls]
Doctor Dake by the lake

[Mayzie]
And he told me
What sort of a pill I should take
Now I'm
Amayzing Mayzie
As feathered as feathered can be now
Amayzing Mayzie
It was all for sale
[Mayzie & Bird Girls]
Amayzing Mayzie!

[Mayzie]
The birds are all whistling at me now

[Mayzie & Bird Girls]
Amayzing Mayzie

[Mayzie]
Baby, that's my tail

[Bird Girls]
High or low

[Gertrude]
Gee, it's fabulous

[Bird Girls]
Watch her go

[Gertrude]
Gee, I'm envious

[Bird Girls]
To and fro,-
Mayzie's fabulous tail
[Gertrude]
I wish I had one like it

[Bird Girls]
Left and right

[Gertrude]
Best I've ever seen

[Bird Girls]
Day or night

[Mayzie]
Kid, you're turning green

[Gertrude & Bird Girls]
What a sight
Mayzie's fabulous tail

[Mayzie & Bird Girls]
Get those pills
Get the pills
And you can have frills
Frills

For all the world to see
And you can be amayzing
[Mayzie]
Well almost
As amayzing
As me!