Stephen Flaherty
Biggest Blame Fool
[Sour Kangaroo]
Humpf! humped a voice.
'Twas a sour kangaroo.
And the young kangaroo in her pouch said

[Young Kangaroo]
"Humpf!"

[Sour Kangaroo]
Too...
Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin
A person on that? Why there never has been
Hahahahahahaha
You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
And I don't care who I tell
The biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool...

[Young Kangaroo]
And I think so as well!

[Sour Kangaroo]
Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel
But you're the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool!

[Horton]
It's true, please believe me, I tell you sincerely
My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly
I know there's a person down there, and what's more
Quite likely there's two, even three, even four!
[Wickersham brother #1]
"HA!" Laughed a voice

[Wickersham brothers #2,3]
"HA!' Laughed some others

[Wickersham brothers]
"HA! HA! HA!" Laughed the Wickersham Brothers
Oh, he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
And monkeys like us should know
We've been out on a
limb lookin' down on him

[Wick #1]
And he's fat!

[Wick #2]
He's dumb!

[Wick #3]
He's slow!

[Wickershams and Sour Kangaroo]
Elephant's ain't to swift as a rule
But he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
'Cause he's talking to a speck, talking' to a speck, to a speck of dust!
[Wick #3]
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!

[Wickersham Brother]
Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust!

[Wick #3]
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!

[Sour Kangaroo]
R-E-S-P-E-C-K
Oh, please take that speck away

[All]
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?

[Bird Girls]
Through the jungle, the news quickly spread.

[All]
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?

[Bird Girls]
He talks to a dust speck
He's out of his head
[Cat in the hat as talk show host]
Our topic today is "Psychic Elephants Who Hear Voices" Whaddaya think, folks. Is the elephant off his trunk?
Don't go away, we'll be right back with
"Speck, clover, dust, neighbor, Who"
Stay tuned!

[All]
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

[Gertrude]
I'm Gertrude McFuzz and I live right next door
He's never done anything crazy before

[All]
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

[Gertrude]
He's always been friendly and loyal and kind
I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind!

[All]
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?

[Mayzie]
I'm Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree

[All]
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear?

[Mayzie]
Enough about Horton let's talk about me!

[Mayzie & Bird Girls]
Let's talk about, talk about, talk about, talk about me!

[All]
Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust![Wick #3]
Blame fool in the Jungle Nool[Sour Kangaroo]
Just a fool, just a fool, just a of fool [All]
Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust![Wick #3]
Blame fool in the Jungle Nool[Sour Kangaroo]
Fool [Horton]
I just have to save them because after all
A person's a person no matter how small

[Horton & Gertrude]
A person's a person no matter how...

[All]
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!
In the jungle anywhere
Just a big nervous wreck, who's protecting a speck
When he knows there's no one there

[Wickershams]
Acting as if he's holding a jewl

[Sour Kangaroo]
Somebody stuck a trunk on a mule

[All]
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool
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