Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream
To be a member of the local bowling team, although; but I'm not very good
The guys won't accept me
I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy

Then balls will roll
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl

It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life
I'll have to make all new friends, I 'm gonna lose my wife
But that's okay with me
There's something in my soul
It doesn't matter who's the better man, it the one who gets to bowl

Then balls will roll
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl

I've made my decision , I'm gonna make the change
There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game
It's gonna be so great
It's gonna be the best, besides, I've always told myself I look good in a dress
I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off
I'll never have to cough
No don't stop keep going
Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team
I hope I throw a strike, 'cause I'll never score again
My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then...
Then balls will roll
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time to be