My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet, you're my fav'rite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek ?
Is your mouth a little weak ?
When you open it to speak, are you smart ?
But don't change on hair for me, not if you care for me

Stay little Valentine, sty ! Each day is Valentine's day
Is your figure less than Greek ? Is your mouth a little wek ?
When you open it to speak, are you smart ?
But please, don't change on hair for me, not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay ! Each day is Valentine's day