Merry Christmas

This year, just like last year
It was so awesome I could not believe it
I know, I'm just a cynical
Thank you for everything you did for me

Dear Santa, please be with me
Bring your fat ass and climb down the chimney
Bring your wife, and your goblins too
Cheer me up at this rendezvous

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob-tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ridе
In a one-horse open slеigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Is everybody ready?
Open up the presents
Open up the presents I got for you

King cake's on the table
It's so delicious, yum
I don’t like rabanadas
And I am almost drunk

What's up with the turkey?
Really think that it just smiled
Not gonna lie
This is freaking me out

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh