The party hasn't started 'till there's spike in the punch
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls)
The party hasn't started 'till there's spike in the punch
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls)

More ups and downs than a trampoline
Let's do coke like we're vacuums
And dance our troubles away
Before we drive our cars off bridges

Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls

Let's, pry, her, ribs open
And, bathe, in, her chest

I'm the life of the party until I sober up
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm the life of the party until I sober up
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls)

And when they find her on the shore
(They'll say)
And when they find her on the shore
(They'll say)
And when they find her on the shore
(They'll say)
And when they find her on the shore
"Shark that got her was an efficient killer"
"Shark that got her was an efficient killer"
"Shark that got her was an efficient killer"
"Shark that got her was an efficient killer"

Some things, some things
Some things are better left unsaid
Some things, some things
Some things are better off dead
Some things, some things
Some things are better off dead
Some things, some things
Some things are better off dead

The party hasn't started till there's spike in the punch
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.)
I'm the life of the party until I sober up
(Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.)