[Verse 1]
Blue Ruthie Lingle, take me home
Sad-eyed Suzanna, take me home
The curse of those red lips all on me
Goddess Samantha, take me home

[Verse 2]
Black-eyed Rebecca, take me home
Here, buxom Gretta, take me home
Legs, thighs, and navel, you're the only one
Leah Samantha, take me home

[Verse 3]
Meek mother Mary, take me home
Sweet sister Sarah, take me home
Underneath the floorboards, down here eating dirt
Seduce me, Samantha, take me home