[Verse 1]
We want you to receive a trophy on TV
In recognition of your excellence

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
And now the time has come, for all the audience
Who don't know who you are, to wish they did
And we regret to say it is indeed a shame
That while you were around, no one noticed

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
We want you to receive a trophy on TV
In recognition of your excellence
And now the time has come, for all the audience
Who don't know who you are, to wish they did

And we regret to say
(And we regret to say)
It is indeed a shame
(It is indeed a shame)
That while you were around
No one noticed
[Instrumental Outro]