[Verse 1]
Bartender
Give 'nother shot of ambition
My whole life's out of commission
And I'm too pooped to pop

[Verse 2]
Bartender
Just bring it on down to my table
I wish I had a booster cable
Maybe I'd get me a spark

[Bridge]
Silver Centrum
All that vitamin D
All that V8 juice
Don't do nothin' for me

[Verse 3]
Bartender
I just wanna find me some lovin'
Just a little kissin' and a-huggin'
But my motor don't seem to start

[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
Silver Centrum
All that vitamin D
All that protein juice
Don't do nothin' for me

[Verse 4]
Bartender
Spice it up with some ginseng
If it don't do what I'm thinkin'
I'm gonna roll down and die
I'm gonna roll down and die