[TRIXIE]
Our future looks colossal and terrific

[KRUGER]
Why not?

[TRIXIE]
If you can find the courage to be mine

[KRUGER]
Why not?

[TRIXIE]
We'll rule from the Atlantic to Pacific

[KRUGER]
Why not?

[TRIXIE]
If we get both our forces to combine

[KRUGER]
Of course, you know your past is rather shady

[TRIXIE]
Why not?
But then we two have so much on the ball
[KRUGER]
We really ought to be First Gent and Lady

[TRIXIE]
The soldiers and the sailors all at our beck and call

[TRIXIE & KRUGER]
And so we've got the wherewithal

[TRIXIE]
If you'll tie up with me
Boy, we'll make history

[KRUGER]
With no one stopping us
Believe you me, therе's no topping us

[TRIXIE & KRUGER]
We'll be First Lady and First Gent

[TRIXIE]
Wе'll be the country's toast
And rule from coast to coast

[KRUGER]
Without legality
But that's just a technicality
[TRIXIE & KRUGER]
Let's be First Lady and First Gent
A new regime and combination
The greatest team in all creation
First Lady and First Gent
That suits our temperament
Life will be so grand
When we both rule the land!