Natalie Merchant
Bleezer’s Ice-Cream
[Chorus]
I am Ebenezer Bleezer
I run Bleezer’s Ice-Cream Store
There are flavors in my freezer
You have never seen before
Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list

[Verse 1]
I got cocoa, mocha,vmacaroni
Tapioca, smoked boloney
Checkerberry, cheddar chew
Chicken, cherry, honeydew
Tutti-frutti, stewed tomato
Tuna, taco, baked potato
Lobster, lychee, lima bean
Mozzarella, mangosteen

[Chorus]
I am Ebenezer Bleezer
I run Bleezer’s Ice-Cream Store
Just a flavor in my freezer
And you will surely ask for more
Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on and do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list
[Verse]
I got almond, ham, meringue, salami
Yam, anchovy, prune, pastrami
Sassafras, souvlaki hash
Sukiyaki, succotash

I got butter brickle, pepper, pickle
Pomegranate, pumpernickel
Peach, pimento, pizza, plum
Peanut, pumpkin, bubblegum
Avocado, brussel sprout

I got periwinkle, sauerkraut
I got broccoli, banana bluster
Chocolate, chop suey cluster
Cotton candy, carrot custard
Cauliflower, cola, mustard
Onion dumpling, double dip
And turnip, truffle, triple flip
Garlic, gumbo, gravy, guava
Lentil, liver, lemon lava
Orange, olive, bagel, beet
I got watermelon waffle wheat

[Chorus]
I am Ebenezer Bleezer
I run Bleezer’s Ice-Cream Store
Now taste a flavor in my freezer
And you will surely ask for more
Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list
[Outro]
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!