[Verse 1 × 2]
Faithfully discharge
The duties of the office
And act in accordance
With the laws of the state

[Chorus 1 × 2]
You caught me doing what
We agreed I wouldn't
You charged me with fraud
And being spiritually truant

[Bridge]
So I throw myself on the court
Next time don't get caught
So I throw myself on the court
Redouble efforts not to get caught
So I throw myself on the court
Triple efforts not to get caught

[Verse 2 × 2]
Faithfully enlarge
All of my crimes
I feel it engorging
Busting through your jeans
[Chorus 2 × 2]
You caught me doing what
You said I shouldn't
Charged me with murder and
Yeah, capital murder

[Outro]
So run then try
Not to get caught
Not to get caught
So run then try
Not to get caught
Not to get caught