Hardcore Superstar
Abrakadabra
I'm not the kind who sends the boss a love letter
I take an Advil to help me feel better
Weekend comes and there is change in the weather
I trade my loafers for jeans and leather

I’ve dabbled with potions and therapy
I've drawn the conclusion
That I'm not the man I wanna be

Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights
May look like a bum, but I’m a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go
Up in smoke

I've got a wife, she is a real puff adder
It's been so long that I forgot how I met her
Always complaining, God I wish I could gag her
It's pretty clear that we don't function together

I've dabbled with potions and therapy
I've drawn the conclusion
That I’m not the man I wanna be

Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights
May look like a bum, but I’m a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go
Up in smoke
Abrakadabra, flash the magic lights
May look like a bum, but I’m a king tonight
Abrakadabra, let's kick off the show
Abrakadabra, watch my problems go
Up in smoke