Don?t put a bridle on a bull
He?ll never do what you want him to
Don?t put a bridle on a bull
He?ll just take you for a fool
And if you take him by his horns
That bull will run right over you

That ol? mule don?t wanna plow
Talk to him with a two-by-four
And if he still don?t wanna plow
Talk to him just a little bit more
And if he just don?t wanna listen
Haul him off to the dog food store

Don?t put a bridle on a bull
He?ll never do what you want him to
Put a bridle on a bull
Ain?t no tellin? what the bull will do
And if you take him by his horns
He?s gonna try to run you through

Got a high toned woman
Keep your one eye on the door
Got a high toned woman
Make you wonder what your suitcase is for
She gonna worry about where you goin?
Then she don?t need the house no more
Put a bridle on a bull
He?ll never do what you want him to
Don?t put a bridle on a bull
He?ll just take you for a fool
Put a ring in his nose
That bull?ll follow you

Put a ring in his nose
And that big bad bull will follow you