So I said to this big swarthy looking guy
"Man, I never tried to steal your woman
Because of your bigness
It would never have entered my mind
Look, so there's no hard feelings
Why don't I buy you a malt liquor
Or some lottery tickets. Say what?
No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck...
"No, I didn't call you assface
You must have misunderstood me
No way, dude!"
So now this guy's ready to really kick my ass, right?
I'm outta there. I find this guy's car
I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl
You shoulda seen it