Well me and a buddy named Cisco went out to sip some suds
The first thing you know me and old Cisco run through fifty bucks
We got caught in a card game they said they's takin' us home
They must've changed their minds I've only got one dime
And one time to use the telephone

And I said hello honey go borrow some money
Get your sweet man outta the can
Well it's Saturday night they've got me locked up tight
Way off I can hear a band
Jump up baby put on your clothes
Hop in your Studebaker come and tell that jailer
That you want sweet thang and Cisco

Well me and Old Cisco went to a go-go a place called the Bottom Of The Pile
Up on stage there was a couple of babes wearin' nothin' but big ole smile
The joint got raided and we was cheerin' them on
Well they took us and booked us and they only gave us one time to use the telephone

And I said hello honey go borrow some money...

Well we dropped in on a love-in but that had its problems too
And we couldn't tell what we got didn't know what to do to who
So we started demonstratin' oh we should've stayed home
Now we're right back downtown waitin' in line for our time to use the telephone
And I said hello honey go borrow some money...
And I said hello honey go borrow some money...