Gadget, gadget, gotta get that little gadget
I had one once, I really knew it well
Can't remember where I was when I last had it
But if I did, I'd never tell

(Whoa, whoa way-oh, whoa way-oh)
Basketcase
(Whoa way-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Basketcase
She had me hypnotized
(Basketcase)
She left me crucified
(Basketcase)
She left me stupefied
(Basketcase)

That little plastic thing was in my pocket
It's sitting right next to the phone
It broke in pieces 'cause I always dropped it
I feel like I got broken bones

(Whoa, whoa way-oh, whoa way-oh)
Basketcase
(Whoa way-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Basketcase
She had me hypnotized
(Basketcase)
She left me crucified
(Basketcase)
She left me stupefied
(Basketcase)

I watched my next door neighbor through my window
She dropped a pink thing on my lawn
She used to work the winos at the peepshow
I went to pick it up at dawn

(Whoa, whoa way-oh, whoa way-oh)
Basketcase
(Whoa way-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Basketcase
She left me hypnotized
(Basketcase)
She left me crucified
(Basketcase)
She left me stupefied
(Basketcase)
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Cut!