All my friends they told me about you
How you always running 'round
Here I am now sitting without you
And the story's all over town

You put the (laff on me, baby)
You put the (laff on me, baby)
Oh, you put the laff on me

First you acted so tenderly
But you played it to your own rules
Then you went and told everybody
That you took me for a fool

You put the (laff on me, baby)
You put the (laff on me, baby)
Oh, you put the laff on me, yes you did

It all ended so quick somehow
They were right and I was wrong
Tell me, does it give you a kick now ?
To know you've been featured in a song

You put the (laff on me, baby)
You put the (laff on me, baby)
Oh ..
You put the laff on me, baby
You put the laff on me, baby
You put the laff on me, baby
You put the laff on me, baby
You put the laff on me
You put the laff on me
You put the laff on me
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