[Verse 1]
My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own

[Chorus]
I need new ideas, brand new toys
So I won't have to depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on

[Verse 2]
To the video counter
To satisfy this need
"Laguna Cum Shots"
Is what i took home with me
18-year-old boys
In million-dollar homes
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
[Chorus]
I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when I'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on

[Verse 3]
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I'd rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I've got needs to fill

[Chorus]
I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when I'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Ow!