Your roommates don't know
And there's nowhere to go
Tinted windows are a wonderful thing
A bed would be a treat
But all we got is this back seat
Tinted windows are a wonderful thing

Well I've got a van
And you're a beautiful man
But I'm just passing through
And your place just won't do
A dark secluded spot
In a deserted parking lot
Tinted windows are a wonderful thing

Well I've got a van
And you're a beautiful man
It's our chance to be alone
Before we both must go
Sticky vinyl seats
Amplify every squeak
Tinted windows are a wonderful thing
(Wipe off the steam)
Are a wonderful thing
(I'm gonna cream)
Are a wonderful thing