There's a table under a tree
Outside a house, they're having tea
Rabbit offers nothing, you see
And yet you sit to have some tea

Hair wants cutting, but that's so rude
And so a riddle begets a feud
It's all semantics in silence, hon
To break the quiet, what day? What month?

Having a tea party
Oh yes, we are
Yes, we are
Having a tea party
Yes, we are

Time's fixed at six, yes, Time's a him
Upset he is that love turned grim
Mouse now yawns forevermore
So let's move on to life and lore

Wake up, wake up, tell a tale
Once upon a time in the bottom of a well
Three sisters lived, how'd they survive?
On molasses is how they tried
They'd be so ill and so they were
So many questions, such a blur
Start and stop, stop and start
Interrupting Alice is where we'll part
Having a tea party
Yes, we are
Having a tea party
Yes, we are
Having a tea party
Yes, we are
Having a tea party
Yes, we are, yes, we are, yes, we are, yes, we are
Yes, we are, yes, we are, yes, we are, yes, we are