[Verse 1: Gary Walker]
It's raining in the back seat of my cadillac
Dolly's sitting in the white wet
Someone hung a coat on a statue of Christ
And I called for a drink and a vet

[Chorus: Gary Walker]
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me good
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me

[Verse 2: Gary Walker]
We were taken from behind by some flesh jabs
Two litres really make you move
Look out for the muff king with a big black whopper
In a two way mirror mood

[Chorus: Gary Walker]
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me good
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me
[Bridge: Gary Walker + Dennis Weinreich]
(Some other time)
(Some other where)
Baby, you might care
(Some other time)
(Some other where)
Baby, would you dare?

[Chorus: Gary Walker]
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me good
Den haague
Den haague
You scare me

[Post-Chorus: Gary Walker]
No lie
No lie

[Instrumental Outro]