Let me paint you a picture or two
Or just tell ya what I'd like to do
I'll buy a twelve pack and sit on the beach
And look at all the hookers that I'll never meet
They're saying "Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
Maybe I'll bleach my hair or grow it out long
I'll buy a surfboard and lay all day long
Well I'm the mammoth for you to nurture
I just want you to think you've been dating a surfer