Bob Rivers
Minimum Wage
[Verse 1]
I work on a deep fryer at a fast food chain
And my employers crack the whip and the chains
But what do I get for my pain?
A couple dollars is just pocket change

[Pre-Chorus]
If I save my dough for a month or so
I could buy a can of coke, it's a joke

[Chorus]
Despite a measly raise
I am starving on minimum wage
Despite a measly raise
I am starving on minimum wage
I slave every day
But I can't afford a date with a babe
Despite a measly raise
I am starving on minimum wage

[Middle Eight]
I can't afford to have no fun
So I'm spitting on your toasted bun
I made this one especially for you

[Outro]
Yeah, I'll hold the pickle for you pal
How about a little special sauce, huh
*Spits*
Enjoy lung butter
There you go sir, enjoy your burger