Well, I bought it up
Brought Windows home
And tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says "my memory is not enough"
I'd be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix me up
I have to cough it up
Open my wallet up
It never stops
Never stops
Never stops
Never stop

This Windows 95!
It's suckin' up my Drive
It makes a Pentium fry
But my PC is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine
Bring it up

Stick me up
You suck me in and then you got me hooked
You got me, you got me

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry
My 3-8-6 don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen
Hey, hey
Woah, no
I'm making software buys
Woah
It's making Bill Gates come
Yoyo
You make a rich man come