Ethel Merman
Anything You Can Do
[Annie]
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

[ANNIE]
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

[FRANK]
I can live on bread and cheese
[ANNIE]
And only on that?

[FRANK]
Yes

[ANNIE]
So can a rat

[FRANK]
Anything you can sing I can sing higher

[ANNIE]
I can sing anything higher than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[ANNIE]
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you

[FRANK]
Fifty cents

[ANNIE]
Forty cents

[FRANK]
Thirty cents

[ANNIE]
Twenty cents

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can say I can say softer

[ANNIE]
I can say anything softer than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

[ANNIE]
I can do it quicker and get even sicker

[FRANK]
I can open any safe

[ANNIE]
Without being caught?

[FRANK]
Sure

[ANNIE]
That's what I thought you crook

[FRANK]
Any note you can hold I can hold longer

[ANNIE]
I can hold any note longer than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes

[FRANK, holding note]
You

[ANNIE, holding note]
I

[FRANK]
Can't

[ANNIE, holding note]
Can

[FRANK]
Yes, you can

[ANNIE]
Anything you can wear I can wear better
In what you wear I'd look better than you

[FRANK]
In my coat

[ANNIE]
In your vest

[FRANK]
In my shoes

[ANNIE]
In your hat

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can say I can say faster

[ANNIE]
I can say anything faster than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
I can jump a hurdle

[ANNIE]
I can wear a girdle

[FRANK]
I can knit a sweater

[ANNIE]
I can fill it better

[FRANK]
I can do most anything

[ANNIE]
Can you bake a pie?

[FRANK]
No

[ANNIE]
Neither can I

[FRANK]
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

[ANNIE]
I can sing anything sweeter than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Oh, Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Oh, yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't, can't, can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can, can, can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can