[Verse 1]
Vapid New York City venue bouncers hulk about
They take your money, drugs, and booze
And then they kick you out
We're sneaking beers into the show
And drinking underage
And when they come to shut us down
That's when we hit the stage

[Pre-Chorus]
It's just twelve bucks to see the show
And six to drink some booze
But any way you look at it
The city punks will lose

[Chorus]
Banned in PC, banned in PC
For laws, you run in fear
Banned in PC, banned in PC
Let us drink our beer
Banned in PC, banned in PC
The fire marshal's fave
Banned in PC, banned in PC
We always misbehave

[Verse 2]
They swarm across the bridge and tunnel
Clogging up the street
They chat it up with all the pigs
So many there to meet
For politics and fire codes
We're banned in NYC
And for all the wicked writer says
We've been banned in PC
[Pre-Chorus]
Fifteen years of political punk
We're scorned in all the zines
Eating out of garbage cans
And kicked out of the scene

[Chorus]
Banned in PC, banned in PC
Your diatribes are biting
Banned in PC, banned in PC
Your time is spent infighting
Banned in PC, banned in PC
The kids, they wanna dance
Banned in PC, banned in PC

[Outro]
Yeah!