[Intro]
"I like your hat"
It's my hair

[Verse 1]
Oh, baby, I see you on my TV set
Yeah, baby, I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set

[Verse 2]
Yeah, baby, I hear you on my radio
Yeah, baby, I hear you on my radio
You know I flip, flip, flip for you -
You’re going drip, drip, drip on my radio
AM radio
PM radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio

[Verse 3]
Oh, baby, I put you in my Frigidaire
Yeah, baby, I put you in my Frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold
You won’t get old
'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire... Yeah!
[Verse 4]
Oh, baby, look so good in my bed at night
Yeah, baby, look so good in my bed at night
Oh, I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
Oh, I missed some there
Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug, girl

[Verse 4]
Oh, baby, I put you in my TV set
Yeah, baby, I put you in my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I seen you I've been so upset