The Cramps
Cornfed Dames
[Verse 1]
Callin' all cows down on the farm
Hey, shut the door, you born in a barn?
Now, I ain't no farmer, that's no fun
Run some tractor 'til the work's all done
Hey, milk this bossie, I'll buy you a diamond ring

[Verse 2]
Now, good girls can't pay the rent these days
But these cornfed dames done found a way
Oh, unzip that zipper, snap that snap
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac
Come on, whip that cream, baby, 'til the butter comes

[Chorus]
Yeah, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring

[Verse 3]
Now, there's more things in Tennessee
Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy
Oh, gimme a barnful of cornfed dames
They just wiggle a little, I burst into flames
Oh, whip that cream, baby, 'til the butter comes
[Chorus]
That's right now, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring

[Break]
Oh, now, shake it, baby
Yeah, take it all down, ... [?]
Oh, baby on that G-string [?]
I'll buy you a diamond ring
Let's go

[Verse 4]
Calling all you cornfed dames
Ooh, Lux means bucks, remember the name
Oh, now go put on something real loud
Yeah, let's get up and go get plowed
Ooh, shake that thing, I might buy you a diamond ring

[Outro]
Oh, come on, shake it, baby
Oh, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip
Oh, put it on upside down, baby
You know that really makes me flip
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't no farmer
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shake it, baby, mmm, yeah
Shake one time for me
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake