My daddy drives a UFO
Drops me off and then he goes
Leaves me on this mystery plane
Yeah, but he'll be back for me again
Oh yes he will

Now I just can't identify
With this world so I don't try
Square pegs don't fit in round holes
And I can't fit into these clothes, ooh, woah, no

My daddy's unidentified
Mom says I just appeared inside
Oh, looks like a case of hit and run
But I'm the wreck and it's no fun
Oh, oh, no fun

My daddy will come back again
Yeah, and take me from this mystery plane
Ooh, and maybe if I go real slow
He'll let me drive his UFO, oh, oh, oh boy

My daddy drives a UFO
My daddy drives a UFO
My daddy drives a UFO
UFO