[Verse 1]
I went to the museum and stood on a chair
Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear
She made everybody look up there
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

[Chorus]
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was a naked girl falling down the stairs

[Verse 2]
Yeah, it was a naked girl right in my face
High class culture all over the place
My watch stopped ticking, shoes came unlaced
When I watched her tripping down a staircase

[Chorus]
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was naked girl falling down the stairs, now

[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase
A busted flywheel at stock car race
I fell in love at a terrible pace
When someone gave her a shove down a staircase

[Chorus]
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was naked girl falling down the stairs, oh

Naked girl falling down the stairs
Naked girl falling down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was naked girl falling down the stairs

[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Uh, uh, uh
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Woo
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Woo
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Oh, wow
Naked girl falling down the stairs
Oh, wow
Naked girl falling down the stairs