Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can't find an elephant to tie my shoe
But I know what, and so do you
I don't need an elephant to tie my shoe
No, you don't need an elephant to tie your shoe!

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can't find a lumberjack to pour my milk
But I know what, and so do you
I don't need a lumberjack to pour my milk
No, you don't need a lumberjack to pour your milk!

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can't find a dinosaur to eat me up
But I know what, and so do you
I don't need a dinosaur to eat me up
No, you don't need a dinosaur to eat you up!

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I don't have a radio to sing a song
Well I know what, and so do you
I don't need a radio to sing a song
No, you don't need a radio to sing a song!