Tony Joe White
Lustful Earl and the Married Woman
Now, big earl Grand Joe, he was a lone wolf
He was always on the prowl
And when he'd go out to find a woman
He could hear his awful howl:

Ahooo hoo hoo
Ahooo hoo hoo
Baby I’m comin' for you
Ahoo ahoo ahoo…

Now, Lucy Dorcey, she was a pretty thing
But you know, she was married…
Whenever she see him, old big earl coming
She'd hide the ring she was wearing

Ahooo all right!
This went on every night
Big earl would howl for more
But then one night there came a-poundin’ on the door…

There went her husband; he knocked the door down
And he grabbed her ferociously
She said, "Earl, honey, would you call the police
'Cause I believe, he's a-killin' me…"

He turned on earl with the gun
There was no chance to run
He said, "You've had it, son."
But he'd missed and shot him through the knee…
Well, old earl, he jumped outa the window
He was naked and limping down the road
And you could hear him howling in the distance
But he sounded like a wounded toad:

"Ahoooie
Why did you shoot me in the knee?
I was just trying to do
The thing that comes naturally!"