[Intro: Colin, Greg]
Ah, Copenhagen! (Hoh-hoh-ha-ha!) It is a wonderful place, Copenhagen!
It makes me want to sing!
Shall you sing with me?
Ah-hah, join in everybody!
Yes, everyone who knows this one.
If you no to sing, be quiet!

[Verse 1 :Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
It is snowing in Copenhagen
There's a chill over gay Paris (Au revoir)
Then there's ice on the fir trees in Moscow
It's stinkin' out back of Moree

[Verse 2]
When they're yodelling carols in Iceland
And in Norway they're singing Noel
And they're dancing the waltz in Vienna
They'rе blueing in the Madame hotеl

[Verse 3]
When they're trapped in their igloos in Klondike
When they're wearing their polar bear suits
There's icebergs across the Atlantic
In Bomballa they're full as a boot
[Verse 4]
When they're tying their togas in Roma
They're bartering baguettes in Dunkirk
And they're chasing the bulls in Paloma
Santa's shouting the bar back of Bourke

[Verse 5]
And they're lighting their lanterns in Lapland
When the blizzards blow through with a bang
When there's peace and goodwill throughout Toblerone
In Chinchilla they're tapping the keg