[Verse 1]
Australians let us barbecue
For Christmas time is here
A time to stop and rest a bit
And psyche up for New Year
On patterned plastic tablecloth
We'll eat our pudding up
And drink a Christmas cordial
In polystyrene cup
(*Murmurings to the tune of 'Advance Australia Fair'*)

[Verse 2]
Australians let us barbecue
For Christmas time is come
The time we sing that silly song
Pa-rumpa-pum-pum-pum (Diddly-um)
We'll 'Fa-la-la' and 'Ho ho ho'
And all that Christmas stuff
We'll crack a gag with Pop and Gran
And chuckle our heads off (*Chuckles*)
(*Murmurings to the tune of 'Advance Australia Fair'*)

[Verse 3: Colin, Greg, and Vocalists, Colin]
Australians let us go for broke
In backyards great and small
With Christmas gifts and outdoor chairs
With cricket bat and ball
We'll pass thе salad dressing 'round
We'll eat potato chips
And complimеnt the hostess on
A great french onion dip
With sausages and coleslaw too
Then let us barbecue (Get the barbie luv)