Once I had a bad dream
I was in a big room
With a famous artist
And his little dog
He thought he was a singer
At least that’s what he told me
His voice was everywhere
On the radio and tv
I could not hear him
Maybe I didn’t want to
Can you wake me up

Once I had a bad dream
I was on the tv
With a smiling host
He was talking to me
In fact he talked the most
I was drinking red wine
He was eating peanuts
He was very proud
Of the size of his penis
But he didn’t show us

Can you wake me up

Once I had a bad dream
I was very small
Talking to a lady
Who was very tall
And she didn’t hear me
In fact she didn’t see me
So I walked away
On a winter’s day
Buried by a snowflake
Life is just a mistake
Till you wake me up
Can you wake me up
Once I had a bad dream
I was very famous
Sitting in a car
I was even driving