[Intro]
One, two, three

[Verse]
Gunter, why did you gunt my fries?
I gunted them, and they were mine
What kind of gunt gunts his Gunter's fries
And doesn't even gunt him in the eyes?
Gunter, there were tears there
If you gunted them would you even care?
Gunter, do you even love me?

[Outro]
It's rhetorical, Gunter