[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Yo!
Check, check one, two
Hey, I'm Rap Bear
I can rap like that
Ha ha, I’m back

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
It's a battle of rhymes
I'm gonna do it this time
I’m Rap Bear
My raps are mystical
Quantum physics!
Woo!
Yeah, yeah!

[Dialogue: John DiMaggio]
Boo! That was prewritten! It's so obvious
Take him out Finn!

[Dialogue: Jeremy Shada]
Off-

[Dialogue: Tom Kenny]
Nope!
[Verse 2: Jeremy Shada]
Off the dome, here we go, uh
I'mma start it now
I'mma battle now
We gonna make a rhyme
So I can rap this time
I rap for millions
Sesquipedalians!