[Intro: Olivia Olson as Marceline]
*Finn beatboxing*
La-da-da-da-da
I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La-da-da-da-da
I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face
I'm gonna—

[Interlude: Marceline & Hynden Walch as Princess Bubblegum]
Marceline, that's too distasteful!
Oh, you don't like that?
Or do you just not like me?!

[Verse 1: Marceline]
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal subjects do
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you, well

[Chorus: Marceline]
I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a person, am I?
I'm just your problem, well
[Verse 2: Marceline]
I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
I'm sorry that I exist
I forget what landed me on your blacklist
But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you, so

[Outro: Marceline]
Why do I want to?
Why do I want to?
To bury you in the ground
And drink the blood from your—Ugh!