I hand you a card
Why don't I give you a ring?
They'd be a great band
If that guy could sing
Dresses like Lee Marvin
Dances like Dave Graney
And he'll do anything
If you just promise to pay him
I just started in the bedroom
Now, It's a legal thing

That old pair of shoes will always let you down
No matter how good they look
Your socks would always drown
Excuse me, I can't work you're my blonde-haired ???
Two more hours go past
And the minute's just dying
I just started in the bedroom
And now it's a legal thing

Yeah, I hand you that card
Why don't you give me a ring?
They'd be a great band
If that guy could sing
Dresses like Lee Marvin
You never dance like Dave Graney
And he'll do anything
If you just promise to pay him
Oh, they just started in the bedroom
It's a legal thing