[Verse 1]
On your way out, turn the lights out
Take your supermodels and your broken beer bottles
I don't care, party anywhere
I'm broke, man, possibly beyond repair

[Pre-Chorus]
This is the best
This is the best
My head is such a fucking mess
This is the best
Crack-house arrest
My head's a mess

[Chorus]
Well I woke up on a Monday, I was feelin' pretty wired
I'd been wide awake since Wednesday, I was feelin' so inspired
By the state of my own execution, drop me cause I can't let go, woah

[Verse 2]
On my way down, kill the lights now
Gimme calcium and put me in the lost and found
I don't care, throw me anywhere
I'm cool, man, possibly beyond repair

[Pre-Chorus]
This is the best
This is the best
My head is such a fucking mess
This is the best
Crack-house arrest
My head's a mess
[Chorus]
Well I woke up on a Monday, I was feelin' pretty wired
I'd been wide awake since Wednesday, I was feelin' so inspired
By the state of my own execution, drop me cause I can't let go, woah, woah, woah

[Bridge]
On my way up, wish me good luck
Mission control, I'm crushin' like a monster truck
I should care, but I don't care
I fucking don't care, don't care

[Chorus]
Well I woke up on a Monday, I was feelin' pretty wired
I'd been wide awake since Wednesday, I was feelin' so inspired
By the state of my own execution, drive me cause I can't let go

[Outro]
This is the best
This is the best, woah
Drive me cause I can't let go, woah
This is the best
This is the best
Stop me cause I can't say no